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April 2012
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Tumblr's Steve Agee: actual conversation overheard →
steveagee: Last night I was sitting in my car outside of the Tiger Lily show in Hollywood. About 20 yards away, in the Dennys parking lot, I overheard the following conversation from a group of very “gangster” looking black guys and wrote it down on my phone. guy 1: Nigga, the North Star isn’t a fucking…
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“Is he hoping that all female sitcoms turn into Two and A Half Men? Because that...”
–  Two and a Half Men co-creator Lee Aronsohn tells THR he doesn’t much care for lady-centric sitcoms. (via newsweek) (via glamsoda) This interview also contains the quote “But we’re approaching peak vagina on television, the point of labia saturation,” which has to be one of the grossest things...
Apr 3rd
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March 2012
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“We wouldn’t eat 5 pies before they got us.”
Mar 6th
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February 2012
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When I have a shitty day, I try to remember that I’ve had some pretty fun times. Like hanging out with Bret Michaels on his tour bus. So, SUCK it, world. 
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January 2012
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Listen The gang’s back together - Chris Fairbanks...
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Just came upon this sketch I shot with Rob Lathan for Colbert Report years ago. Still. Funny. 
Jan 6th
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Dating Rules
I’m super proud of our new show, “Dating Rules From My Future Self,” premiering next week! You can read EW’s write-up and watch the trailer here. It’s about a girl who gets text messages from herself 10 years in the future. Starring Shiri Appleby (“Roswell”), Mircea Monroe (“Episodes”), Martin Starr (“Knocked Up”), Taylor Kinney...
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December 2011
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Anonymous asked: You're REALLY funny! Why aren't you more famous?? Seriously. Why??
Dec 21st
culby asked: Is it weird that I hold a grudge against Aubrey Plaza because she played your nemesis on Mayne Street?
Dec 21st
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Anonymous asked: Was being a comedian ever your dream as a kid, or did it just come unexpected when you grew up?
Dec 21st
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Anonymous asked: Why do you not have a Facebook page???? Or is it that I just can't find it? :)
Dec 21st
Anonymous asked: Will you like my dog, too? His name is Hank Hill. - @nerditry
Dec 21st
Anonymous asked: Perscription glasses?
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Thanks for a super fun year, Fuel TV!
Dec 6th
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November 2011
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October 2011
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Happy (Early) Halloween! This is a concept reel for a horror/comedy script written and directed by Michael Colton and John Aboud that we shot last summer. Starring Rich Sommer, John Ross Bowie, Nick Hoffa and me. I get SO scared every time I watch it! Also, it’s super funny. 
Oct 19th
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