Hi! I'm Alison. I'm a comedian. I pay the bills by playing people on TV, in movies and online. I also write words and worry too much. I have an embarrassingly low level of fame where no one knows my name, but they have this feeling that they went to school with me. I like firm handshakes, information, my dog, smart people and the Earth. I'm on Parks and Rec sometimes and VH1 even more. I'm sorry if I once pranked you on MTV. But, c'mon! That was fun, right?

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   we won’t fight unless we’re provoked

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   This is adorable. I love the little voice. “I hang glide on a Dorito.” nbd.

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   everything he said it is.

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    case i dont feel like tumbling tomorrow: Day 20 – The meaning behind your blog name. its my name

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    do for adventure? I hand-glide on

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    i’m afraid to drink soda because i am afraid...bubbles will make me float up onto the...

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    actually adorable, amazing...beautifully funny! it made me so happy

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    I have nothing else to add here

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    made my Friday better.

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    OMFG. Watch this right now.

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    found it delightful. I want Marcel to hang out with me

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    shell with shoes on!! written by jenny slate...dean fleisher-camp, voiced by

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