Hi! I'm Alison. I'm a comedian. I pay the bills by playing people on TV, in movies and online. I also write words and worry too much. I have an embarrassingly low level of fame where no one knows my name, but they have this feeling that they went to school with me. I like firm handshakes, information, my dog, smart people and the Earth. I'm on Parks and Rec sometimes and VH1 even more. I'm sorry if I once pranked you on MTV. But, c'mon! That was fun, right?

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    *reblog* I don’t know whether to awww at the dog or laugh at the cat’s expression. Still, it’s effing cute.

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    OMG THATS SO EFFING CUTE

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    “Really, dog? Really?”

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