Hi! I'm Alison. I'm a comedian. I pay the bills by playing people on TV, in movies and online. I also write words and worry too much. I have an embarrassingly low level of fame where no one knows my name, but they have this feeling that they went to school with me. I like firm handshakes, information, my dog, smart people and the Earth. I'm on Parks and Rec sometimes and VH1 even more. I'm sorry if I once pranked you on MTV. But, c'mon! That was fun, right?

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   Wait. It wasn’t old man Withers, the one who ran the light-house? Last time I listen to Scoobs.

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   And I’m watching Conan on TBS right now.

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    Conan pwns everything. nuff said.

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    Ohh Conan…are you high again?

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    He never gave that Tumblr shoutout, but I still love Coco. (Posting this in honor of Conan’s new TBS show starting...

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    IT’S FUNNY CUZ IT’S HIM. AMIRITE?

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    Tomorrow’s the day.

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