Hi! I'm Alison. I'm a comedian. I pay the bills by playing people on TV, in movies and online. I also write words and worry too much. I have an embarrassingly low level of fame where no one knows my name, but they have this feeling that they went to school with me. I like firm handshakes, information, my dog, smart people and the Earth. I'm on Parks and Rec sometimes and VH1 even more. I'm sorry if I once pranked you on MTV. But, c'mon! That was fun, right?
Are you in Los Angeles tonight?
Josh, does the nudity comment refer to me, or to Emily?
josh:
Click this link to make a reservation to Maude Night at UCB. I am an actor!
Reasons to see the show:
- It is only $5, and if you are a UCB student, it is only $0.
- There are bars on either side of the theatre. You have a good chance of getting laid (not by me, I am broken), if you play your cards right.
- There *might* be a lil nudity.
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Or the mud wrestlers?
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josh said:
You *did* make me doubt myself pretty hard. And then I thought it was something I didn’t understand. I need to work on my CONFIDENCE. IDIOT STUPID idiot idiot idiot i am not allowed to use the computer EVER AGAIN
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The perk of being...UCB student! You get...pay double!!!...
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nudity comment refer to
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- TV, Etc. -
(Scroll down for live shows!)
Jordan, Jesse, GO!
I was a guest on the SUPER FAMOUS podcast "Jordan, Jesse, GO!" Click on the adorable racecar man to listen.
DATING RULES FROM MY FUTURE SELF
From the producers of Gossip Girl, "Dating Rules" is a beautiful show about a girl who receives text messages from herself, 10 years in the future. It's so fun to watch! (Click on the pic to check it out!)
THE LATE LATE SHOW
WITH CRAIG FERGUSON
on CBS!
It was so fun to be a guest on Ferguson! Click on this pic to watch the interview!
PARKS AND RECREATION - NBC
Shauna Malwae-Tweep keeps finding her way back to the Parks and Rec department. Thanks for watching!
THE APPLE SISTERS PODCAST!
I was a guest on The Apple Sisters famous podcast! Buzz buzz buzz! Click on the pic to listen.
THE DAILY HABIT ON FUEL TV
I am often a guest comedian on FuelTV's The Daily Habit. Super fun show! Check it out. Click on the pic for the show's site. Weeknights at 11pm on Fuel.
Mayne Street
The Emmy-nominated ESPN webseries Mayne Street is officially over. But click on this pic to watch our favorite episodes!
- Live Shows! -
UCB
Stay tuned for my next UCB show!
INDIGLO
Judith Benezra and I host this monthly alternative comedy show at M Bar in Hollywood. FREE! Come on by!
