Hi! I'm Alison. I'm a comedian. I pay the bills by playing people on TV, in movies and online. I also write words and worry too much. I have an embarrassingly low level of fame where no one knows my name, but they have this feeling that they went to school with me. I like firm handshakes, information, my dog, smart people and the Earth. I'm on Parks and Rec sometimes and VH1 even more. I'm sorry if I once pranked you on MTV. But, c'mon! That was fun, right?
Dear Friends,
I really really do love you, but I have a secret to confess: I absolutely, positively, 100-percently make judgements on your sanity if you own an iPhone right now. I think they’re nifty little gadgets, and I will absolutely buy one when they switch to Verizon (I love Mac products in general). But until then, I don’t understand why you have a phone that doesn’t work as a phone. Or rather, one that works 75% of the time. Or even 90% of the time. Angry Birds just isn’t worth it. When the switch happens to Verizon, your minds are going to be blown. But don’t worry about all the blood that will burst from your skull; because for once, you’ll actually be able to get through to 911.
Love,
me
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ANGRY BIRDS IS TOTALLY WORTH IT, ALISON!
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Jordan, Jesse, GO!
I was a guest on the SUPER FAMOUS podcast "Jordan, Jesse, GO!" Click on the adorable racecar man to listen.
DATING RULES FROM MY FUTURE SELF
From the producers of Gossip Girl, "Dating Rules" is a beautiful show about a girl who receives text messages from herself, 10 years in the future. It's so fun to watch! (Click on the pic to check it out!)
THE LATE LATE SHOW
WITH CRAIG FERGUSON
on CBS!
It was so fun to be a guest on Ferguson! Click on this pic to watch the interview!
PARKS AND RECREATION - NBC
Shauna Malwae-Tweep keeps finding her way back to the Parks and Rec department. Thanks for watching!
THE APPLE SISTERS PODCAST!
I was a guest on The Apple Sisters famous podcast! Buzz buzz buzz! Click on the pic to listen.
THE DAILY HABIT ON FUEL TV
I am often a guest comedian on FuelTV's The Daily Habit. Super fun show! Check it out. Click on the pic for the show's site. Weeknights at 11pm on Fuel.
Mayne Street
The Emmy-nominated ESPN webseries Mayne Street is officially over. But click on this pic to watch our favorite episodes!
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UCB
Stay tuned for my next UCB show!
INDIGLO
Judith Benezra and I host this monthly alternative comedy show at M Bar in Hollywood. FREE! Come on by!
