Hi! I'm Alison. I'm a comedian. I pay the bills by playing people on TV, in movies and online. I also write words and worry too much. I have an embarrassingly low level of fame where no one knows my name, but they have this feeling that they went to school with me. I like firm handshakes, information, my dog, smart people and the Earth. I'm on Parks and Rec sometimes and VH1 even more. I'm sorry if I once pranked you on MTV. But, c'mon! That was fun, right?

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   Taking the HIGH ROAD and NOT watching an auto-tune remix of this...girl. I respect her...

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    love it! lol I didn’t even get Seinfeld humor till I was a teenager. hahah

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    i’ll tweet you, little lady. josh:

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    OMG…. I feel ya babe…. like sooo… true… ” I mean like..even I don’t even know how to write..jeez. “

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