Hi! I'm Alison. I'm a comedian. I pay the bills by playing people on TV, in movies and online. I also write words and worry too much. I have an embarrassingly low level of fame where no one knows my name, but they have this feeling that they went to school with me. I like firm handshakes, information, my dog, smart people and the Earth. I'm on Parks and Rec sometimes and VH1 even more. I'm sorry if I once pranked you on MTV. But, c'mon! That was fun, right?

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    This is definitely already on my blog somewhere but it’s just so brilliant and perfect so I’m reblogging it again…

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    This is pretty fucking fantastic…

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    I would totally watch this over and over again, then spend hours upon hours contemplating life.

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