Hi! I'm Alison. I'm a comedian. I pay the bills by playing people on TV, in movies and online. I also write words and worry too much. I have an embarrassingly low level of fame where no one knows my name, but they have this feeling that they went to school with me. I like firm handshakes, information, my dog, smart people and the Earth. I'm on Parks and Rec sometimes and VH1 even more. I'm sorry if I once pranked you on MTV. But, c'mon! That was fun, right?

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    I suppose it should be noted that I’ve heard this is actually a Carl Sagan quote. While I’m not exactly sure who said...

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36. sagansapien said: This Carl Sagan quote is misattributed to Cornelia Dean. I believe it was first used in Cosmos (TV, 1980). “Virtually every newspaper in America has a daily column on astrology. Almost none of them have even a weekly column on astronomy.” - CS
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